So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so let's talk penis.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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