Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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