It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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