We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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