im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
