so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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