I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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