the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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