So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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