There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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