His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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