sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm at about main and main street
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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