Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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