oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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