BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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