Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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