I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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