his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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