hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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