Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
