dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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