is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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