yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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