the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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