I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
