I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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