I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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