Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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