His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I FOUND THE LEGS
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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