ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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