Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Sponge bath it is.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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