i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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