It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
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The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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