is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Sober January is a disaster.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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