Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
