isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We need to get me chipped asap
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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