life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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