Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I could fuck to npr.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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