I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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