You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i out mim tonsoeep
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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