dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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