Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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