you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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