Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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