i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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