im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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