Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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