I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
A bitchslap is in order.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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