Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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