I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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