I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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