no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available