I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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