I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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