we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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