I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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