bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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