Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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