Having a random hookup so left but love u
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
