Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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