Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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