we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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