Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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