She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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