I think I am morally bankrupt
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Vodka?
Forever.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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