GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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